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news_2210_04_28 [2011/09/06 23:44] – created abirinews_2210_04_28 [2011/09/06 23:49] (current) – [Bacon Bits] abiri
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 ===== Bacon Bits ===== ===== Bacon Bits =====
  What is it with bacon and nerds? You've already heard about the bacon bra and the "BA-KA 47, but this story takes the cake, er, suet. A third-year Inarian Tech student, screwed unsalted bacon fat cubes to a keyboard hooked up to his "Tweeter" account, then left it outside for the birds. Suffice it to say, the outcome has led to some very profound avian digressions, but our editor would be fired for taking up space with them.  What is it with bacon and nerds? You've already heard about the bacon bra and the "BA-KA 47, but this story takes the cake, er, suet. A third-year Inarian Tech student, screwed unsalted bacon fat cubes to a keyboard hooked up to his "Tweeter" account, then left it outside for the birds. Suffice it to say, the outcome has led to some very profound avian digressions, but our editor would be fired for taking up space with them.
-Off the Radar--->The "OG. Neptune" submarine was scheduled to pass through Caolan's Inlet en route to the Isle of Essylt has gone missing. IDF Oceanguard Captain Norjean has issued the following statement: "The Ocean Guard has already dispatched air and sea search crews. We last received transmission from the Neptune at approximately 0700 RST. The waters of Caolan's Inlet are known for treacherous currents and sudden storm swells, but usually underwater vessels fare much better in such conditions than surface ships. The Neptune carries a crew of 15; their families are being airlifted to the Rymn Isles. Conspiracy theorists are already speculating that the Neptune is another victim of "Caolan's Curse." Caolan's Curse is often blamed for the mysterious disappearances and phantasmic sightings at sea around the Rymn Isles. We say, stay tuned! + 
-**** COMET CLASSIFIEDS ****  +===== Off the Radar===== 
 +The "OG. Neptune" submarine was scheduled to pass through Caolan's Inlet en route to the Isle of Essylt has gone missing. IDF Oceanguard Captain Norjean has issued the following statement: "The Ocean Guard has already dispatched air and sea search crews. We last received transmission from the Neptune at approximately 0700 RST. The waters of Caolan's Inlet are known for treacherous currents and sudden storm swells, but usually underwater vessels fare much better in such conditions than surface ships. The Neptune carries a crew of 15; their families are being airlifted to the Rymn Isles. Conspiracy theorists are already speculating that the Neptune is another victim of "Caolan's Curse." Caolan's Curse is often blamed for the mysterious disappearances and phantasmic sightings at sea around the Rymn Isles. We say, stay tuned! 
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 +===== COMET CLASSIFIEDS =====
 [If you would like to place an ad, just p #mail Flame with the text.] [If you would like to place an ad, just p #mail Flame with the text.]
-Wanted---> + 
-* Musicians/performers needed for upscale nightclub in Newport, Oceania. Inquire in person at Ray's Cabaret, located in the Bay Street Plaza. +====Wanted==== 
-*The Amazon Rangers want YOU for the adventure of a lifetime. Call or click to speak to a recruiter today! +  * Musicians/performers needed for upscale nightclub in Newport, Oceania. Inquire in person at Ray's Cabaret, located in the Bay Street Plaza. 
-*Love water? Join the IDF Oceanguard - officers needed! +  * The Amazon Rangers want YOU for the adventure of a lifetime. Call or click to speak to a recruiter today! 
-*Protect the galaxy and your freedom: join the Annyrion Coalition. Sign-up bonuses for those who qualify. - page #mail Fantozi.  +  * Love water? Join the IDF Oceanguard - officers needed! 
-*Are you an Angel? Auditions at Desray Station's famous Blue Angel cabaret are being held now to seek out fresh talent. Come on and show us what you got. Ladies only! +  * Protect the galaxy and your freedom: join the Annyrion Coalition. Sign-up bonuses for those who qualify. - page #mail Fantozi.  
-Entertainment---> +  * Are you an Angel? Auditions at Desray Station's famous Blue Angel cabaret are being held now to seek out fresh talent. Come on and show us what you got. Ladies only! 
-* Song - Hibachi-inspired dining, hip atmosphere. 2end Avenue, Cephalon + 
-*Crater CafMuscular- Best coffee in Amundsen. Martian Warren, Lapine St. Tunnel. +====Entertainment==== 
-* Club Heaven - Rogue St, Cephalon. 3 floors of music--start in the inferno lounge and dance your way to the Paradise bar! Ladies' night every Saturday. +  * Song - Hibachi-inspired dining, hip atmosphere. 2end Avenue, Cephalon 
-*Lumiere's - 5-star cuisine over Cephalon Marina. Make your reservations today. +  * Crater CafMuscular- Best coffee in Amundsen. Martian Warren, Lapine St. Tunnel. 
-*Cryptic Star - Drink specials, live entertainment, exotic dancers. East Annyrion City. +  * Club Heaven - Rogue St, Cephalon. 3 floors of music--start in the inferno lounge and dance your way to the Paradise bar! Ladies' night every Saturday. 
-* Malty's - For the gentlefur of canine persuasion. Come out (leave your b--- at home) and help us celebrate rugby season. West Annyrion city, Inaria Blvd. +  * Lumiere's - 5-star cuisine over Cephalon Marina. Make your reservations today. 
-* Desray Station - The place to unwind in orbit! Shopping, food and the best entertainment you can have without having to land. Mention this ad and receive half-off admission to a show at the Blue Angel Cabaret and a complimentary drink at the Bottlenose Saloon. +  * Cryptic Star - Drink specials, live entertainment, exotic dancers. East Annyrion City. 
-* Tired of the daily grind? Why not take a vacation today! Visit the Nevan Island Nexus on Oceania. Beach cabanas, boardwalks and more! [Check out our new JUMPROOM destinations!!!] +  * Malty's - For the gentlefur of canine persuasion. Come out (leave your b--- at home) and help us celebrate rugby season. West Annyrion city, Inaria Blvd. 
-Real Estate---> +  * Desray Station - The place to unwind in orbit! Shopping, food and the best entertainment you can have without having to land. Mention this ad and receive half-off admission to a show at the Blue Angel Cabaret and a complimentary drink at the Bottlenose Saloon. 
-* Mars - Amundsen City and Warren housing! Close to downtown and terminal +  * Tired of the daily grind? Why not take a vacation today! Visit the Nevan Island Nexus on Oceania. Beach cabanas, boardwalks and more! [Check out our new JUMPROOM destinations!!!] 
-* Tempest Complex - Live-la-vida-Luna! Apartments are available NOW. Prices starting from 300 credits. <Claim> your new home today! + 
-* Cephalon - Fully refurbished brownstones are waiting for new owners, just minutes from downtown Cephalon along Delmar Ave & Lyoness Way. 1-2 bedroom floor plans, second floor entry. +====Real Estate==== 
-* Epiphyte City - Adobe residences, close to Market Street. Contact Zinn for details. +  * Mars - Amundsen City and Warren housing! Close to downtown and terminal 
-* Amundsen, Mars - Split level home with attached gardens. Sale includes furniture left by estate. Contact Bluefox Builders.  +  * Tempest Complex - Live-la-vida-Luna! Apartments are available NOW. Prices starting from 300 credits. <Claim> your new home today! 
-* Cephalon - Charming bungalow near the west end. Would make a great starter home! Close to downtown, university. Price negotiable! Contact Bluefox Builders. +  * Cephalon - Fully refurbished brownstones are waiting for new owners, just minutes from downtown Cephalon along Delmar Ave & Lyoness Way. 1-2 bedroom floor plans, second floor entry. 
-* Port Annakis - Duplex, close to the village center. Price Negotiable.  +  * Epiphyte City - Adobe residences, close to Market Street. Contact Zinn for details. 
-* Desray Station - Apartments available on the residential zone (level 3). Great amenities for spacers and unbeatable convenience! <Claim> your new home today! +  * Amundsen, Mars - Split level home with attached gardens. Sale includes furniture left by estate. Contact Bluefox Builders.  
-***~~*Comet Personals*~~*** Take your search for love into the stars! Personal ads are free up to 160chars. 18+ only! (Page #mail Flame lol) +  * Cephalon - Charming bungalow near the west end. Would make a great starter home! Close to downtown, university. Price negotiable! Contact Bluefox Builders. 
-M4M - Will pay you to wash and lick your sweaty feet. Those toes deserve a tickle, don't they? ewalk1@inariacom.net  +  * Port Annakis - Duplex, close to the village center. Price Negotiable.  
-M4W - I am a mother-lover. Srsly. Please live on Oceania and be D&D free. Vixens preferred (but I'll love your mother no matter what!)  ems@iridia.edu +  * Desray Station - Apartments available on the residential zone (level 3). Great amenities for spacers and unbeatable convenience! <Claim> your new home today! 
-W4W/H - Coed feeling "experimental" in her chem lab. Call 900-345-4667 and lets talk.  + 
-M4W - Looking for my sugar-baby. You: 5'4-5'11, c-cup or higher, slender. Me: Ready to pamper my princess. Tw30@starcast.com  +====Comet Personals==== 
-MW4MW/WW - Swingers wanted for vacation with adventurous couple. Must be D&D free and ready to party! +3345003 +Take your search for love into the stars! Personal ads are free up to 160chars. 18+ only! (Page #mail Flame lol) 
-H4MW - Looking for a girl with something "extra?" gahen I can be your man.  +4490911 +  M4M - Will pay you to wash and lick your sweaty feet. Those toes deserve a tickle, don't they? ewalk1@inariacom.net  
-M4WM - Bi submissive sissy disguised as a macho exec needs a spanking now. yur92@intercore.net +  M4W - I am a mother-lover. Srsly. Please live on Oceania and be D&D free. Vixens preferred (but I'll love your mother no matter what!)  ems@iridia.edu 
 +  W4W/H - Coed feeling "experimental" in her chem lab. Call 900-345-4667 and lets talk.  
 +  M4W - Looking for my sugar-baby. You: 5'4-5'11, c-cup or higher, slender. Me: Ready to pamper my princess. Tw30@starcast.com  
 +  MW4MW/WW - Swingers wanted for vacation with adventurous couple. Must be D&D free and ready to party! +3345003 
 +  H4MW - Looking for a girl with something "extra?" gahen I can be your man.  +4490911 
 +  M4WM - Bi submissive sissy disguised as a macho exec needs a spanking now. yur92@intercore.net 
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