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news_2210_04_28 [2011/09/06 23:44]
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 ===== Bacon Bits ===== ===== Bacon Bits =====
  What is it with bacon and nerds? You've already heard about the bacon bra and the "BA-KA 47, but this story takes the cake, er, suet. A third-year Inarian Tech student, screwed unsalted bacon fat cubes to a keyboard hooked up to his "​Tweeter"​ account, then left it outside for the birds. Suffice it to say, the outcome has led to some very profound avian digressions,​ but our editor would be fired for taking up space with them.  What is it with bacon and nerds? You've already heard about the bacon bra and the "BA-KA 47, but this story takes the cake, er, suet. A third-year Inarian Tech student, screwed unsalted bacon fat cubes to a keyboard hooked up to his "​Tweeter"​ account, then left it outside for the birds. Suffice it to say, the outcome has led to some very profound avian digressions,​ but our editor would be fired for taking up space with them.
-Off the Radar--->The "OG. Neptune"​ submarine was scheduled to pass through Caolan'​s Inlet en route to the Isle of Essylt has gone missing. IDF Oceanguard Captain Norjean has issued the following statement: "The Ocean Guard has already dispatched air and sea search crews. We last received transmission from the Neptune at approximately 0700 RST. The waters of Caolan'​s Inlet are known for treacherous currents and sudden storm swells, but usually underwater vessels fare much better in such conditions than surface ships. The Neptune carries a crew of 15; their families are being airlifted to the Rymn Isles. Conspiracy theorists are already speculating that the Neptune is another victim of "​Caolan'​s Curse."​ Caolan'​s Curse is often blamed for the mysterious disappearances and phantasmic sightings at sea around the Rymn Isles. We say, stay tuned! + 
-**** COMET CLASSIFIEDS ​****  ​+===== Off the Radar===== 
 +The "OG. Neptune"​ submarine was scheduled to pass through Caolan'​s Inlet en route to the Isle of Essylt has gone missing. IDF Oceanguard Captain Norjean has issued the following statement: "The Ocean Guard has already dispatched air and sea search crews. We last received transmission from the Neptune at approximately 0700 RST. The waters of Caolan'​s Inlet are known for treacherous currents and sudden storm swells, but usually underwater vessels fare much better in such conditions than surface ships. The Neptune carries a crew of 15; their families are being airlifted to the Rymn Isles. Conspiracy theorists are already speculating that the Neptune is another victim of "​Caolan'​s Curse."​ Caolan'​s Curse is often blamed for the mysterious disappearances and phantasmic sightings at sea around the Rymn Isles. We say, stay tuned! 
 + 
 +===== COMET CLASSIFIEDS ​=====
 [If you would like to place an ad, just p #mail Flame with the text.] [If you would like to place an ad, just p #mail Flame with the text.]
-Wanted---> + 
-* Musicians/​performers needed for upscale nightclub in Newport, Oceania. Inquire in person at Ray's Cabaret, located in the Bay Street Plaza. +====Wanted==== 
-*The Amazon Rangers want YOU for the adventure of a lifetime. Call or click to speak to a recruiter today! +  * Musicians/​performers needed for upscale nightclub in Newport, Oceania. Inquire in person at Ray's Cabaret, located in the Bay Street Plaza. 
-*Love water? Join the IDF Oceanguard - officers needed! +  * The Amazon Rangers want YOU for the adventure of a lifetime. Call or click to speak to a recruiter today! 
-*Protect the galaxy and your freedom: join the Annyrion Coalition. Sign-up bonuses for those who qualify. - page #mail Fantozi.  +  * Love water? Join the IDF Oceanguard - officers needed! 
-*Are you an Angel? Auditions at Desray Station'​s famous Blue Angel cabaret are being held now to seek out fresh talent. Come on and show us what you got. Ladies only! +  * Protect the galaxy and your freedom: join the Annyrion Coalition. Sign-up bonuses for those who qualify. - page #mail Fantozi.  
-Entertainment---> +  * Are you an Angel? Auditions at Desray Station'​s famous Blue Angel cabaret are being held now to seek out fresh talent. Come on and show us what you got. Ladies only! 
-* Song - Hibachi-inspired dining, hip atmosphere. 2end Avenue, Cephalon + 
-*Crater CafMuscular- Best coffee in Amundsen. Martian Warren, Lapine St. Tunnel. +====Entertainment==== 
-* Club Heaven - Rogue St, Cephalon. 3 floors of music--start in the inferno lounge and dance your way to the Paradise bar! Ladies'​ night every Saturday. +  * Song - Hibachi-inspired dining, hip atmosphere. 2end Avenue, Cephalon 
-*Lumiere'​s - 5-star cuisine over Cephalon Marina. Make your reservations today. +  * Crater CafMuscular- Best coffee in Amundsen. Martian Warren, Lapine St. Tunnel. 
-*Cryptic Star - Drink specials, live entertainment,​ exotic dancers. East Annyrion City. +  * Club Heaven - Rogue St, Cephalon. 3 floors of music--start in the inferno lounge and dance your way to the Paradise bar! Ladies'​ night every Saturday. 
-* Malty'​s - For the gentlefur of canine persuasion. Come out (leave your b--- at home) and help us celebrate rugby season. West Annyrion city, Inaria Blvd. +  * Lumiere'​s - 5-star cuisine over Cephalon Marina. Make your reservations today. 
-* Desray Station - The place to unwind in orbit! Shopping, food and the best entertainment you can have without having to land. Mention this ad and receive half-off admission to a show at the Blue Angel Cabaret and a complimentary drink at the Bottlenose Saloon. +  * Cryptic Star - Drink specials, live entertainment,​ exotic dancers. East Annyrion City. 
-* Tired of the daily grind? Why not take a vacation today! Visit the Nevan Island Nexus on Oceania. Beach cabanas, boardwalks and more! [Check out our new JUMPROOM destinations!!!] +  * Malty'​s - For the gentlefur of canine persuasion. Come out (leave your b--- at home) and help us celebrate rugby season. West Annyrion city, Inaria Blvd. 
-Real Estate---> +  * Desray Station - The place to unwind in orbit! Shopping, food and the best entertainment you can have without having to land. Mention this ad and receive half-off admission to a show at the Blue Angel Cabaret and a complimentary drink at the Bottlenose Saloon. 
-* Mars - Amundsen City and Warren housing! Close to downtown and terminal +  * Tired of the daily grind? Why not take a vacation today! Visit the Nevan Island Nexus on Oceania. Beach cabanas, boardwalks and more! [Check out our new JUMPROOM destinations!!!] 
-* Tempest Complex - Live-la-vida-Luna! Apartments are available NOW. Prices starting from 300 credits. <​Claim>​ your new home today! + 
-* Cephalon - Fully refurbished brownstones are waiting for new owners, just minutes from downtown Cephalon along Delmar Ave & Lyoness Way. 1-2 bedroom floor plans, second floor entry. +====Real Estate==== 
-* Epiphyte City - Adobe residences, close to Market Street. Contact Zinn for details. +  * Mars - Amundsen City and Warren housing! Close to downtown and terminal 
-* Amundsen, Mars - Split level home with attached gardens. Sale includes furniture left by estate. Contact Bluefox Builders.  +  * Tempest Complex - Live-la-vida-Luna! Apartments are available NOW. Prices starting from 300 credits. <​Claim>​ your new home today! 
-* Cephalon - Charming bungalow near the west end. Would make a great starter home! Close to downtown, university. Price negotiable! Contact Bluefox Builders. +  * Cephalon - Fully refurbished brownstones are waiting for new owners, just minutes from downtown Cephalon along Delmar Ave & Lyoness Way. 1-2 bedroom floor plans, second floor entry. 
-* Port Annakis - Duplex, close to the village center. Price Negotiable.  +  * Epiphyte City - Adobe residences, close to Market Street. Contact Zinn for details. 
-* Desray Station - Apartments available on the residential zone (level 3). Great amenities for spacers and unbeatable convenience! <​Claim>​ your new home today! +  * Amundsen, Mars - Split level home with attached gardens. Sale includes furniture left by estate. Contact Bluefox Builders.  
-***~~*Comet Personals*~~*** ​Take your search for love into the stars! Personal ads are free up to 160chars. 18+ only! (Page #mail Flame lol) +  * Cephalon - Charming bungalow near the west end. Would make a great starter home! Close to downtown, university. Price negotiable! Contact Bluefox Builders. 
-M4M - Will pay you to wash and lick your sweaty feet. Those toes deserve a tickle, don't they? ewalk1@inariacom.net  +  * Port Annakis - Duplex, close to the village center. Price Negotiable.  
-M4W - I am a mother-lover. Srsly. Please live on Oceania and be D&D free. Vixens preferred (but I'll love your mother no matter what!) ​ ems@iridia.edu +  * Desray Station - Apartments available on the residential zone (level 3). Great amenities for spacers and unbeatable convenience! <​Claim>​ your new home today! 
-W4W/H - Coed feeling "​experimental"​ in her chem lab. Call 900-345-4667 and lets talk.  + 
-M4W - Looking for my sugar-baby. You: 5'​4-5'​11,​ c-cup or higher, slender. Me: Ready to pamper my princess. Tw30@starcast.com  +====Comet Personals==== 
-MW4MW/WW - Swingers wanted for vacation with adventurous couple. Must be D&D free and ready to party! +3345003 +Take your search for love into the stars! Personal ads are free up to 160chars. 18+ only! (Page #mail Flame lol) 
-H4MW - Looking for a girl with something "​extra?"​ gahen I can be your man.  +4490911 +  ​* ​M4M - Will pay you to wash and lick your sweaty feet. Those toes deserve a tickle, don't they? ewalk1@inariacom.net  
-M4WM - Bi submissive sissy disguised as a macho exec needs a spanking now. yur92@intercore.net ​+  ​* ​M4W - I am a mother-lover. Srsly. Please live on Oceania and be D&D free. Vixens preferred (but I'll love your mother no matter what!) ​ ems@iridia.edu 
 +  ​* ​W4W/H - Coed feeling "​experimental"​ in her chem lab. Call 900-345-4667 and lets talk.  
 +  ​* ​M4W - Looking for my sugar-baby. You: 5'​4-5'​11,​ c-cup or higher, slender. Me: Ready to pamper my princess. Tw30@starcast.com  
 +  ​* ​MW4MW/WW - Swingers wanted for vacation with adventurous couple. Must be D&D free and ready to party! +3345003 
 +  ​* ​H4MW - Looking for a girl with something "​extra?"​ gahen I can be your man.  +4490911 
 +  ​* ​M4WM - Bi submissive sissy disguised as a macho exec needs a spanking now. yur92@intercore.net ​
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