^ Headline: | LIVE ACTION JOURNALISM! Episode 2, Alpha Dome! | ^ Agency: | Weekly Comet | ^ Date: | 2211-05-30 | ^ Location: | Alpha Dome, Luna | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The producers of the Weekly Comet are proud to bring you another installment of.... ***LIVE ACTION JOURNALISM! Your hosts, Stockton and Avery are coming to you this week LIVE from ALPHA DOME, LUNA! . Stockton speaks: What was once the only place in space for recoms is still a bedrock of culture and civilization. Since the meteor crisis, Alpha Dome has re-bounded "and revamped its interior, making way for an influx of new businesses, home development - and entertainment. Some longtime "domers" insist that there is never a reason to go anywhere else! "Central Park is the heart of Alpha Dome. Its terraformed greenspace hosts spectacular events year-round. "Passing a lazy afternoon at the park teahouse is a proud tradition for most domers - though it may be said that Oceanians are still the most serious when it comes to tea. However, if you're hungry for more than tea, but are sick of space-food, you're in for a real treat with our next stop." "Lupo's is all about MEAT and MEAT is AMAZING! Lupo's started as a butcher shop, but it's now a high-end establishment catering to all carnivores. Right now, I am about to partake of the flaming-filet. Avery grins ear-to-ear, waiting to dig in....unfortunately the edge of his necktie is dipping into the sauce and is quickly set ablaze! Panic ensues for a few seconds on camera; the waiter throws a pitcher of water at Avery, only to soak Stockton instead. Avery rips off his tie; he snuffs it out with his shoe, only to trip on the wet floor and tip over the table. "A special guest has agreed to meet with us - the lovely Cheryl Olne, wife of renown Lunar Councilman Errol Olne. "Hello! Boys!" Cheryl stands up and gives Avery a hug, sloshing her drink a little. She giggles. "Ooh, you look even cuter in person." Avery flexes; Stockton ahems. "Mrs. Olne--." "Cheryl, it's Cheryl, please." She giggles and downs the rest of her drink. "I don't like to sound 'old'. "Er, right," Stockton says, "Anyway, Cheryl, I understand that since the meteor crisis, philanthropy on Luna has reached new heights. Can you comment on any of your charitable endeavors?" "Hmm? Oh!" She giggles. "Well, I try to do a little of everything, you know, spread the love around, so to speak. There are many causes close to my heart." "Since the Lunar Council passed a new tax incentive bill, investors are flocking back to Alpha Dome. This establishment is a product of this new spirit of community-." Interrupting, Cheryl puts her arms around both reporters. "Wanna get out of here? I can get us into a fabulous club." A perplexed Stockton sputters; Avery blurts out: "Ok!" Cheryl pokes Stockton's shoulder. "Snooze you lose! It's champagne night at the Bleu Velvet! Woo!" Stockton stands by, stunned as he watches Cheryl tug on Avery's replacement necktie, leading the feline out behind her. "Well, that's all we have time for this trip to Alpha Dome. Join us next week for more LIVE ACTION at another spectacular location in YOUR galaxy!"