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Headline: Epiphyte Liberated!
Agency: ANN
Date: 2211-11-23
Location: Epiphyte, Lopanga Confederacy, Annyrion

[ The camera pans to Don O'Ryan, ANN newscaster and handsome reptile. ]

“New events arise in the Epiphyte crisis. In a surprising turn, it appears that the robotic menace has been ended. Jesse Greene, with on-the-spot broadcasting.”

[ Indeed, the camera feed from the top left corner of the screen expands to fills the broadcast. A raccoon holding the microphone, Jesse, reports on the events behind her. A pile of burning robots stacked several feet away and robots being driven by vehicles towards the spaceport. ]

“Well, Don- In a shocking turn of events, at 9:02 PM today, all the invading androids ceased functioning. Not thirty minutes before this the Seventh Wave had performed pinpoint grazing via small gatling cannons to a region in the city. We can only assume that Seventh Wave is behind this event.”

[ Jesse walks to the side a little to give a better view of the burning robots. ]

“Now Epiphytians gather /en masse/ to not only celebrate their returned freedom, but to burn and ship off what robotic scrap they can. It is not clear how the robots were made or who made them as many parts do not exist to known databases. Back to you, Don.”

[ The camera switches back to O'Ryan. ]

“Well, it seems like events in Epiphyte have taken a turn for the better. We here at ANN would like to offer a moment of silence for those lost in the Epiphyte crisis, and better tidings for all who were involved.”

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